Anger management works (How to Handle an Asshole).

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on

someone you Don't know!


I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.


I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying 'Hello.'


I politely said, 'This is Chris.

Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'


Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** in> > number!'

and the phone was slammed down on me.


I could 't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's

correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the

last two digits.


After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.


When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an Asshole !' and

hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole next to it, and put

it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had

a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole !' It always cheered me up.


When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic asshole calling would have to stop....

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Free 3D WAX SEAL - CINEMA 4D - 3d Model - With Texture

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Some of my favorite awesome quotes.

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Some of my favorite awesome quotes.

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  • Live simply. Love generously. Speak truthfully. Pray daily. Leave everything else to God.'
  • There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.'
  • A goal without a plan is just a wish.'
  • Listen without defending; speak without offending.'
  • There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. -Maya Angelou'

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iOS and Android design guidelines cheat-sheet

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iOS and Android design guidelines cheat-sheet

Order of Operations - BODMAS

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Order of Operations - BODMAS

Operations

"Operations" mean things like add, subtract, multiply, divide, squaring, etc. If it isn't a number it is probably an operation.

But, when you see something like...

7 + (6 × 52 + 3)

... what part should you calculate first? 

Start at the left and go to the right? 
Or go from right to left?

Calculate them in the wrong order, and you will get a wrong answer !

So, long ago people agreed to follow rules when doing calculations, and they are:

Order of Operations


Do things in Brackets First. Example:

yes 6 × (5 + 3)=6 × 8=

48

 
no 6 × (5 + 3)=30 + 3=

33

(wrong)


Exponents (Powers, Roots) before Multiply, Divide, Add or Subtract. Example:

yes 5 × 22=5 × 4=

20

 
no 5 × 22=102=

100

(wrong)


Multiply or Divide before you Add or Subtract. Example:

yes 2 + 5 × 3=2 + 15=

17

 
no 2 + 5 × 3=7 × 3=

21

(wrong)


Otherwise just go left to right. Example:

yes 30 ÷ 5 × 3=6 × 3=

18

 
no 30 ÷ 5 × 3=30 ÷ 15=

2

(wrong)

How Do I Remember It All ... ? BODMAS !

 

B

Brackets first

O

Orders (ie Powers and Square Roots, etc.)

DM

Division and Multiplication (left-to-right)

AS

Addition and Subtraction (left-to-right)


Divide and Multiply rank equally (and go left to right).

Add and Subtract rank equally (and go left to right)


 

After you have done "B" and "O", just go from left to right doing any "D" or "M" as you find them.

Then go from left to right doing any "A" or "S" as you find them.

Note: the only strange name is "Orders". "Exponents" is used in Canada, and so you might prefer "BEDMAS". There is also "Indices" which makes it "BIDMAS". In the US they say "Parentheses" instead of Brackets, so it is "PEMDAS"

Examples


Example: How do you work out 3 + 6 × 2 ?

Multiplication before Addition:

First 6 × 2 = 12, then 3 + 12 = 15




Example: How do you work out (3 + 6) × 2 ?

Brackets first:

First (3 + 6) = 9, then 9 × 2 = 18




Example: How do you work out 12 / 6 × 3 / 2 ?

Multiplication and Division rank equally, so just go left to right:

First 12 / 6 = 2, then 2 × 3 = 6, then 6 / 2 = 3



Oh, yes, and what about 7 + (6 × 52 + 3) ?

7 + (6 × 52 + 3)
7 + (6 × 25 + 3)Start inside Brackets, and then use "Orders" First
7 + (150 + 3)Then Multiply
7 + (153)Then Add
7 + 153Brackets completed, last operation is add
160DONE !

"When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer." -:Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

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"When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer." -:Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

How To Create Access Point instead of ad-hoc [win 7]

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This tricks shows how to create a Access Point instead of ADHoc network on your Windows 7 in order to allow the user to create
For those user who need Android device to connect to ADHoc network, this is the best alternative way to connect internet through your laptop. NO ROOT Required

1. Create a hosted network
run CMD as administrator, & type

netsh wlan set hostednetwork mode=allow ssid=SSID key=PASSWORD

2. Open the Control Panel->Network & Internet->Network Connections
Right click the internet connection adapter & select Property, click Sharing tab, & tick allow other network users to connect through this computer’s internet connection. Select the connection name of Microsoft Virtual Wifi Miniport Adapter. Normally, it is namely “Wireless Network Connection 2″ or “Wireless Network Connection 3″

3. In command prompt in step 1. type

netsh wlan start hostednetwork


This will create a Access Point instead of ADHoc & it is connectable by any Android Device.

In future, after you restart your computer, you can always run “netsh wlan start hostednetwork” to start the Access Point.

Trouble Shooting:
If you installed some third party VPN software it may breaks the connection, if you find you can connect to the network yet internet does not work, try to uninstall any third party VPN software & try again.

Color Psychology

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Color Psychology

How to upload PDF file with CodeIgniter

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Open <root_directory>/system/application/config/mimes.php file

Change value of ‘pdf’ element of $mimes array

$mimes = array( ‘hqx’   =>      ‘application/mac-binhex40′,
‘cpt’   =>      ‘application/mac-compactpro’,
‘csv’   =>      array(‘text/x-comma-separated-values’, ‘text/comma-separated-values’, ‘application/octet-stream’, ‘application/vnd.ms-excel’, ‘text/csv’, ‘application/csv’, ‘application/excel’, ‘application/vnd.msexcel’),
‘bin’   =>      ‘application/macbinary’,
‘dms’   =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘lha’   =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘lzh’   =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘exe’   =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘class’ =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘psd’   =>      ‘application/x-photoshop’,
‘so’    =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘sea’   =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘dll’   =>      ‘application/octet-stream’,
‘oda’   =>      ‘application/oda’,
‘pdf’   =>      array(‘application/pdf’, ‘application/x-pdf’),

To

‘pdf’   =>      array(‘application/pdf’, ‘application/x-pdf’, ‘application/x-download’,'application/x-download’, ‘binary/octet-stream’, ‘application/unknown’, ‘application/force-download’),

SPEND 3 min to read this and make your Future Bright

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SPEND 3 min to read this and make your Future Bright
YOU CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY .

Before 12 months 1 US $ = IND Rs 39
After 12 months, now 1 $ = IND Rs 58.619
Do you think US Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.
Our economy is in your hands...

A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa toproduce, is sold for Rs.9 and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.

What you can do about it?
1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2.You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.

All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

LIST OF PRODUCTS
COLD DRINKS:-
DRINK LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUITJUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JAL JEERA, ENERJEE,and MASALA MILK...
INSTEAD OF COCA COLA, PEPSI, LIMCA, MIRINDA, SPRITE

BATHING SOAP:-
USE CINTHOL &amp; OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA , NIRMA BATH &amp; CHANDRIKA
INSTEAD OF LUX, LIFEBUOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE

TOOTH PASTE:-
USE NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK
INSTEAD OF COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT.

TOOTH BRUSH: -
USE PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE
INSTEAD OF COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B

SHAVING CREAM:-
USE GODREJ, EMAMI
INSTEAD OF PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE

BLADE:-
USE SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA
INSTEAD OF SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365, GILLETTE

TALCUM POWDER:-
USE SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS
INSTEAD OF PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON'S BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER

MILK POWDER:-
USE INDIANA, AMUL, AMULYA
INSTEAD OF ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.

SHAMPOO:-
USE NIRMA, VELVETTE
INSTEAD OF HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE

MOBILE CONNECTIONS:-
USE BSNL, AIRTEL , RELIANCE .
INSTEAD OF Vodafone

FOOD ITEMS:-
Eat Tandoori chicken . home made food
INSTEAD OF KFC, MACDONALD'S, PIZZA HUT, A&amp;W

Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA. Let us take a firm decision today.

BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN...


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